NEW SCHEME LAUNCHED BY MODI SARKAR
ACHCHE DIN AA GAYE
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE
Comparable to UPA’s ‘game-changing’ NREGA programme, Prime Minister Modi’s NDA sarkar has launched a new poverty eradication and unemployment removal programme under the able stewardship of Finance Minister Arun Jaitley. The details of the scheme are as follows.
Scheme Outline: Anyone who has a spare items can rent them out to public bodies.
Nodal Agency: Delhi District Cricket Association
Items taken on Rent:
Laptops at Rs. 16,000/- per day
Printers at Rs. 3,000/- per day
Puja ki Thali at Rs. 5,000/- per day
Yes, the rates offered are per day.
Eligibility: You have to be running a bogus company.
Payment Terms: If you demand cheque payment you must have a benami account.
Incentive: Mr. Arun Jaitley will defend all criminal culpability as soon as he finishes or loses Finance Minister’s job.
Supplementary Information: Asking questions first time will invite CBI inquiries and harassment.
Repeating offence guarantees a defamation suit.
Await further details in the next budget.
Let us all pray that he continues as Finance Minister until then.
Hope Mr Narendra Modi does not take his own words “Na Khaoonga, Na Khane Doonga” too seriously.
Sorry, JAI SHRI RAM.